The end has started
The start has ended
The middle is now
The final dead cow
has appeared in the part
where the song was supposed to start
but its corpse is blocking my view
i think i might end too

The start of the end
The start of the bend
Continues to spin
Like a recycle bin
And all i can think
in this state of drink
means that all i can account for
is my actions since 1994

The end has ended
so the start has started
that seems logical
but i'm in hospital
with two broken legs
and a plastic clothes peg
no longer am i able
to sleep in my horse's stable
that's because i'm mentaly unstable